If Our Walls Could Talk

So this installment of quotes just features Andy. I guess that’s one of the luxuries of being the person who records the quotes… 😉

Andy: Good News!
Sarah: What?
Andy: I thought I had eaten all of the candy apple, but I realized that I dropped some of the candy coating on my pants! It’s a Christmas miracle!

Andy: I’m trying to stay optimistic about the new Star Wars movies. Hopefully they don’t ruin everything we’ve worked for.
Sarah: What?
Andy: The canon that has been carefully built up over the years.

After I realized I had missed showing up for jury duty…
Sarah: Would you bail me out of jail?
Crickets…
Sarah: You wouldn’t bail me out!?!
Andy: Sheepish grin… Would you want me to? Bail can be expensive.
Sarah: But it’s just for missing jury duty!
Andy: You do the crime you do the time.

Andy: It’s always a shock to the system when I remember everyone in the world doesn’t think like me.

Andy: Do you think I have a shoe problem?
Sarah: No.
Andy: I think I’m shoe obsessed.
Sarah: How many pairs do you have?
Andy: 17… 19 if you count my slippers.
Sarah: You’re fine.

Having a conversation about how Andy may be losing it due to med school studying…
Sarah: Let me know if there’s anything I can do for you.
Andy: You could get me a pony… walrus… a ponrus! or a walrony!
Sarah: Yeah, I’m definitely getting you out of the house this weekend.

The next morning after the above conversation immediately upon waking up…
Andy: It was the Kwanzaa snake!!
Sarah: ???

It was just further confirmation that he needed to get out of the house which meant he had to free one of our cars from the driveway. (You can watch a few seconds of the epic quest below.) 🙂

This edition of If Our Walls Could Talk is brought to you
by a link up at Rosie’s.